I knew that Jeffrey Pines smelled like butterscotch before the Park Rangers did. #mammothhipster
Devils, posts and piles http://instagr.am/p/I1rQG/
Definitely feeling the altitude difference. Blech
Wait, people still rave? I thought that ended with the late 90’s. #fb
Grounded :( http://instagr.am/p/Iikwr/
Okay you guys. We’re back in LA. You can stop wearing your Comic-Con badge now.
Today someone approached me and @LaurenDavis saying they were from Paramount and were launching a viral campaign. Wrong and wrong.
Me, Flannery O’Connor & Comic-Con: There’s only one reason why my afternoon would turn into a hot mess of geeky c… http://awe.sm/5POjY
Good morning baby http://instagr.am/p/IKijH/
Super excited. And nobody cares. Godammit, someone be excited with me.
Really tempted to check out and see what #carmageddon is like! #ican’tbelieveijustsaidcarmageddon
I am not watching Harry Potter 7 Pt 2 right now, because I have better things to do. Like cry myself to sleep. #fb
Did you know that maple syrup urine is an actual genetic disorder? I hope there’s a pancake syndrome to go with it. #fb
I lied. Curb Your Enthusiasm won.
I have decided that if I can’t decide on an answer to a yes/no question, I’ll just respond with “meow.” #fb
I meant to spend today doing work but instead took a 2 hour nap and ate a lot of snacks.
Btw, what’s it like wearing glasses that sit on the bridge of your nose and not your big cheekbones??? #asianpancakeface #fb
Sometimes I hear the loudest and freakiest noises outside. But then I decide it’s too much effort to get up and investigate.
Did you know that Beethoven’s 7th Symphony 2nd movement was used in both the King’s Speech and Love Exposure? I just figured it out.
Trying out his hammock http://instagr.am/p/G-soo/
I never thought I’d ask myself this again on a Sunday night, but WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MLA HANDBOOK. #fb
Sometimes I wish I had hobbit feet. It would make summers a lot easier. #fb