I just talked to my nephew on the phone. He said “waaaAAAOooogbleecchhhunnnnnnnn” or something.
Does anyone have a copy of Dead Space I can borrow? B sold our game a long time ago and forgot to tell me.
Linkin Park marathon on Rock Band 3. Feels wrong to sing this without @kennethlimphoto.
Waiting for noms but @NikoleZ and @Debblues are too famous/busy to talk to me. http://flic.kr/p/9dT1zf
Feeling really lucky tonight. Going to be super nice to everyone now to pay it forward. Unless you’re already on my list. Then forget it.
Reading all about the 1986 Challenger disaster is a GREAT way to start the morning. Happy Friday, y’all.
I am allowed to judge you harshly if you retweet Dane Cook multiple times.
Fell asleep a Comcast employee and woke up as a member of the NBCU family. It’s a big day for corporate America!
WANTED: Guidance Counselor: Can someone just tell me what to do with my life? That way, when things go downhill, … http://awe.sm/5FoY7
You know how people say “totes” instead of “totally?” We need one for “embarrassing.” Except “totes embars” sounds really dumb.
Finally finished the most frustrating book to read. Took me 3 weeks. Grrr.
I had a Takashi Miike fail this morning but it’s okay, because then someone said they loved his work in Oldboy….so I still win.
OMG I JUST ATE SOME MOLDY BREAD BY ACCIDENT. HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO LIVE??
I’m donating all my old Star Wars books to Goodwill. This is a really big deal for me, you guys.
Don’t tell anyone but today I watched 4 hours of OWN while lying on my bed eating cookies. I blame my vagina.
This is going to sound really weird, but roasted garlic bread is really good toasted with butter and homemade marmalade.
Someone needs to invent a hand signal for drivers that mean “Your high beams are on and blinding me, you stupid douche.”
TODAY IS DONUT DAY: OMG YOU GUYS, I DID IT. TODAY IS DONUT DAY AND YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. I managed to go t… http://awe.sm/5FGy2
Attempting to make the secret family meatloaf recipe. Wish me luck.
Waiting to escape reality with beautiful music from @Salastina Music Society.
My brain feels like poo.
Just me, my snuggie and my DS. Yay.
I get way too excited when I hear a song on Pandora that’s on Dance Central.
I’m not very good at being comforting but I sure know how to be annoying. Sorry @jozjozjoz
Women I would like to see with their real hair: Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and everyone from the Real Housewives of BH.
Why am I watching The Biggest Loser?