September 2010
*gag* RT @latimes: Filthy conditions found at egg producers http://lat.ms/aKlYY9
August 2010
Pizza Masterpiece: Occasionally, the gas station down the street is also home to random vendors who sell random thi… http://awe.sm/59sZG
The Coming of Little Aud Ball: All summer, I’ve been super excited for two very special arrivals. One of them is re… http://awe.sm/59sS6
All of @genstarchild friends are really beautiful and artistic and fashionable. While I’m just pigging out on all the food.
It’s official. Now both of my parents have iPads. But at least I still have my youth. Or my thirties to look forward to. Or low cholesterol.
My only responsibility this morning is to pick a place to eat pancakes.
Ive been exiled upstairs so B can watch a Serbian movie that is really disturbing and he doesn’t want me to see it. What am I, 6 years old?
I won’t lie. I felt really cool when an apparent junior high school girl “liked” one of my comments on facebook.
Bear Illustration: Once, someone told me a story about a snooty girl bear whose fur was covered in jewels and this … http://awe.sm/59mss
Dear People on the Internet, you are all stupid. That includes me.
B: Wow, the @nomnomtruck ppl are so smart! Me: That’s because they’re Asian. #greatfoodtruckrace
Ate cupcakes with @NikoleZ at work and then came home to this! #thisiswhyimfat http://flic.kr/p/8vGE3t
RT @8asians: From GASP! Huge Totoro Slipper http://bit.ly/9gS8I3
Is This Spam?: Is this spam? I can’t tell because I totally agree with the comment. http://awe.sm/59kgS
You know it’s not going well when you start bopping your head to the Black Eyed Peas.
Dreams of nomming on tahdig and Persian tea fulfilled.
How To Ruin Internet Videos: Today’s fun activity: ruining hilarious viral videos by describing them without any se… http://awe.sm/59iSk
There’s a girl biking around in board shorts and a bikini top and I kinda want to tell her she’s nowhere near the beach.
Grrrrrrrrrr
Happy National Waffle Day! I might have to dig out my waffle iron to make some polenta waffles tonight. Who’s in?
Having adult conversations with parents make me feel good. Especially after my dad gives me weird gum from Japan.
Eyes Wide Open: GROSSSSS! I don’t usually like my face, but this picture made me crack up too much. This is how big… http://awe.sm/59eDQ
A Touch of Brown: It’s really fun to find references to your alma mater in all the random books you pick up to read… http://awe.sm/59e78
B is taking me to see Torque at @cinefamily because he likes fast cars and @DougBenson. I don’t even know what a torque is.
Being forced to listen to an aspiring filmmaker with too much saliva in his mouth and thinks talking loud gets his point across. I hate LA.
He’s arguing that Step Up 3D is cinematically better than Piranha 3D. I just want him to swallow his saliva.
Blaming @renowned for wasting my day with this: http://www.thebest404pageever.com/
I just ate french toast stuffed with bacon, berry compote and cream cheese and @stkyrice and @jozjozjoz didn’t stop me.
Also going to make a bunch of plans to hang out with @jozjozjoz but then cancel on her so she has free time to spend with @TheOtherYoshi.
Today we went from one end of the city to the other. Pooped out.
My orchid is blooming again. Amazing what water and sun can do for plants!! http://flic.kr/p/8ucgVU
Mrs. Meyers For Life: This is how lame my life is right now. I am ecstatic because I just ordered a six pack of ref… http://awe.sm/59Z8o
YAY! SHINY STATUES! RT @johnandrewwalsh: Congrats to @dropdeadsuit, @TheJoeLynch, @Paaatrick and @Juster on a well-deserved Telly award!
Argh. My doctor is cool (except for her baby-making comment) but her office is full of unorganized poop faces who never listen to me. :(
I know my mom loves me b/c she’ll still peel the fresh steamed shrimp for me at dinner so I don’t have to touch the gross guts & brains.
Literally ran to get a free cupcake from @sprinklesmobile but a bunch of people shared the secret password and took ‘em all. SO UNFAIR. :(
Mostest perfectest dinner of squash blossom pizza, eggplant caponata & Cobb salad thanks to @Mozza2Go and @BlackboardEats. Nom nom nom
I think my headache showed up for Bagel Thursday. Smart jerk.
Really tempted to comment on everything that my Google Reader friends share with “OLD” or “SHARE FAIL” just to be a dick.
Sitting in the dark with a book. Yay me!
I can’t be the only one in LA who thinks Pink’s hotdogs are completely overrated.
Now it’s Moye vs. Tuesday and it looks like Tuesday is already winning. It’s not even 10am yet.
Miss Haiti Is Sending Me To Hell: It’s not news that if Hell existed, I’d be in the long line in front of the entra… http://awe.sm/59T2c
I love how Obama haters are using today’s rush hour traffic jam as one of his failures in office. Really?
So @BarackObama, I love you but why couldn’t you have visited outside of LA, like Riverside? Or Brea? Calabasas? Anywhere but Wilshire blvd.
My best friend is watching a movie about the yakuza and I’m reading about white people going to therapy. #stereotypesonbothends
It took me 10 mins to realize we were watching game highlights and not the actual game. I just thought the UK weather was just crazy.
Today kicks off the first Arsenal game and weekend mornings when I wake up completely alone because B is on UK time.
We have guests coming over and there is laundry drying all over the living room.
It’s Moye vs. The Weekend!
