My tooth hurts again from laughing too much with @jozjozjoz @ErnieAtLYD @ChaSuiBao Bel, B & Kareem!
My upper lip is completely numb. If you’ve ever wanted to punch me in the face, now is the time! (And take a number.)
Dear Bum Tooth, It’s been real. We had good times together. Too bad I don’t remember any of them. Please don’t hurt in this root canal. xoxo
Also annoying: when chefs put together “simple” recipes that require ingredients like specialty vinegar and fresh truffles. Eyeroll.
Annoying: when a chef uses British words in their American recipes so I’m forced to google “mache” & “little gems” to understand it.
Scott Pilgrim Universe + Me = 4-EVA: Oh man. My excitement for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is growing by the day, e… http://awe.sm/57lSW
My Scott Pilgrim Avatar! http://bit.ly/9410bz
Captcha What?: You know, Facebook, I really would enter both words but you’re making this more difficult than necessary. http://awe.sm/57lBJ
Most Unfair Lemon Bars Ever: The other night, I asked B if he could cut both of us some lemon bars and this is what… http://awe.sm/57jKk
Watching the lamest car chase on TV.
Friendly Achievements: Greetings. I kind of abandoned writing on this for a week, since a certain trade show kind o… http://awe.sm/57iwq
At the Egyptian for the first time to see Papillon. Didn’t realize Steve McQueen was in this. I’m dumb.
B is rooting for Denmark because he likes danishes. I’m rooting for Cameroon because I prefer cinnamon buns. #worldcup
I hate being a grown up and I hate dentist bills and I hate taking care of myself. :(
What an amazing way to wrap up a week: listening to world famous opera singer, world premiere of an aria and now @Frysmith! Thanks Maia. :)
Waiting for the Salastina Music Society’s show to begin! First time I’ve stepped foot in a church since…gosh.
Not gonna lie. I kinda really super duper want Dance Central.
Why does it feel like the girl next to me is trying to race me on the elliptical? We’re going nowhere.
I single-handedly fixed @TheFeed tonight. *bows*
Apparently the Lakers score every time I turn away from the TV screen so for the sake of @mdalonzo & @defiantketchup, I’m staring at my PC.
Seeing all these ads for Comic-Con 2010 make me want to cry.
#E3onG4 diet: cherry coke, red vines, churros, half of a burrito and sun chips.
My dad brought back fresh odango from Japan!!
Uh-oh. There’s a box of churros and a box of tortilla chips near my desk.
My boss just yelled at me, “THIS ISN’T SUMMER CAMP! THIS IS E3!” after I suggested we make root beer floats.
Okay. I haven’t been outside since 8:00am.
Home just in time for RHONY reunion part 2!! Sometimes life’s timing is too perfect.
RT @Juster: The new G4 iphone app is live and killing it. download it and leave us some friendly comments http://g4tv.com/app (opens itunes)
I’m the only one eating the veggie topped pizza. #Iworkwithboys
Welcome to the Week of Suck!!!!111!! #E32010
RT @genstarchild: Microsoft Conference LIVE NOW! http://e3.g4tv.com/e32010/pressconference/microsoft/56/
Discovered Jimson Weed in the backyard and now we’re reading up on all the hallucinogenic properties. http://twitpic.com/1wlbym
SNES is back in action tonight. My mom dug up the ROTJ game from ‘94 and I am determined to beat it this time.
5 mins into Alan Wake and I already almost cried and peed my pants. All it needs is a Japanese girl to climb out of a well and I’m done.
Took a nap and dreamt I was in Hawaii looking at volcanos with @jozjozjoz and @RamenGrrl. :( At least I have homemade lemon bars.
This is the second time in 24 hours that a certain buttface has tried to trick me into eating a banana. Revenge will be mine.
Why does the black chick on Vocal Adrenaline look like she’s 35? #glee
I’m not watching the World Cup. #hater
We just saw Kimora Lee Simmons and family at Yogurtland. OMG!! She was so beautiful. I <3 her.
My Little Seedlings: Meet my new cilantro family! I’ve never successfully grown plants from seed before, so the fac… http://awe.sm/57MkY
Art by a Genius: My favorite 3 year old (not to be confused with my favorite 4 year old and my favorite less-than-o… http://awe.sm/57MQI
Question of the morning: do you think Myspace would have a Facebook fan page?
VIRAL LIKE SARS: Stop Motion Paper Mario http://awe.sm/57KdP
It was racist in the days when minority actors just plain couldn’t get work in...– Roger Ebert, on whether casting white actors into non-white roles is a form of racism/whitewashing like on The Last Airbender. (via 8asians)
No, computer, I did not mean “octogenarian.” I meant the Octagon. Don’t you know what UFC is?!
The gel in my keyboard wrist pad is oozing out and it kinda looks like cream cheese frosting and now I want carrot cake.
A ladybug landed on me today. That’s good luck, right?
Anne and I just witnessed a homeless dude dressed in rags playing Madden on his gaming laptop. WTF.
Mmm, nothing like listening to a crazy racist rant on the street on a Monday morning.
When Photoshop Goes Right: What happens when Joz writes a hilarious post about a new class in a Chinese elementary … http://awe.sm/577rZ