My domestic life has turned into one where I wait for my husband to come home from yoga practice so he can feed me dinner.
What’s worse? The Monday after Thanksgiving or the Monday after Christmas? Or maybe just Mondays in general.
I’M AN AUNTIE!!!!!!!
Today I walked into Bloomingdales and walked out with a dust mop. My priorities have changed.
Hiding upstairs away from the old people.
At what age do you stop having nightmares about being late for class and forgetting your homework in high school?
Thanksgiving dinner is done. Now we’re just waiting for @rhana to have a baby. Hurry up!
RT @TheFeed: What The G4 Staff Is Thankful For http://bit.ly/fXimQ2
I woke up early cause I thought it was time to start cooking but no one else is awake yet. Happy Thanksgiving!
Tonight I learned that it’s “We’re not gonna take it.” I thought it was “We’re not gonna make it” this whole time. This changes everything.
Getting ready to be thankful for a new baby! Hurry up, @rhana. But at least wait until after we eat Thanksgiving dinner.
Lost And Found: Twice this month I’ve lost personal items and then found them right where I dropped them. Is the … http://awe.sm/5DhBV
I always die a little inside when I find myself using a cliche.
How do you stop worrying over really stupid things? Gaaah.
Lesson learned from moving: I need to make vacuuming a daily chore.
Moving Day!: The problem with trying to get a head start on packing up your life is that you forget to leave out … http://awe.sm/5DaZz
I’m starving. Someone teleport food into my mouth.
For those of you who type “LOL” or “lmao” after you say something, are you really laughing at your own joke?
My mom checking out her Netflix queue on her iPad. http://flic.kr/p/8Veevz
Of course we had to sit in front of the lady who cried during Harry Potter.
The 99 Cent Store has got to be the most depressing place in America.
So I reinstalled my iPhone, which reset all the settings, which means now the keyboard clicks are back on & I kinda like it. #ihatemyself
Caramelizing onions is the most boring thing ever.
This is my face every day between the hours of 10a to 6:30p. http://flic.kr/p/8QBLtN
Listening to this makes me happy: http://bit.ly/abPbpy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SISTER EVER!
There’s a herd of Japanese people in the lobby. Fought the urge to go stand with them.
Can’t wait until Hoobastank’s The Reason comes out on Rock Band so I can hit that one piano note repeatedly 50 times when the song starts.
Happy Post-Halloween!: It’s finally November!!!! Halloween was pretty uneventful aside for a lovely evening party p… http://awe.sm/5CfGZ
It’s mornings like these when I miss my phone headset. #neckachefrombeingonholdtoolong
I Voted: I voted like everyone else in the world but it still felt pretty darn special, especially because our poll… http://awe.sm/5Ciig