My phone is dying. :(
These Smashin’ S’mores from Trader Joe’s will be the death of me.
Glad I’m not a judge on Top Chef: Just Desserts because of all the bananas they use. And donuts. (As if I was even considered to be one?)
RT @8asians: Check out our interview with The Walking Dead’s @steveyeun: http://tinyurl.com/25a92gp
A lot of problems would be solved if people knew the difference between a comma and a semicolon.
RT @8asians: Announcing The “Evil Chinese Professor” Meme-Off http://tinyurl.com/24gqsmn
Monday morning = headphones on.
I think we all deserve an extra day off. Who’s with me?
So unfair :( RT @ButtermilkTruck: Perfecting November donut recipe: Spiced Cider Cake Donut Holes with Cinnamon Sugar..YUMMO!
Confused. I thought the Giants were a football team?
Ready for Paranormal Activity 2 after my two naps today! Cause I probably won’t be getting any sleep tonight.
Up before sunrise. Why?!?!??
Portrait of a girl who ate too many quesadillas (@NikoleZ) http://flic.kr/p/8M9i8t
Um…B just drunk dialed me to say he wasn’t drunk, that he was tired, & the address of the bar he was at. He’s got some ‘splainin to do.
Lesson learned from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: money can’t make you pretty.
Not wearing purple today because the only purple things I have are pajamas and also, it’s not really my color. I prefer grey.
RT @8asians: Top 8 Halloween Costumes for Asian Americans http://tinyurl.com/27ochut
Hey Brown!: Hey, Brown! How’s it going? I heard it’s kind of busy over there, especially with all this news about a… http://awe.sm/5CA8L
Why did the Mulan theme song just come up on Pandora? Is this because I’m Asian? Racist!
I feel like such a stalker when my husband doesn’t respond to my calls, texts, emails…facebook wall posts…tweets. Hello?
Dj Gross-Me-Out-Hero: Um, can we just stop and talk about this commercial please? I’ve been watching it daily and t… http://awe.sm/5C9AU
I think I deserve a big cinnamon bun or pie after a day like today. Yeah?
1979. Literally.: OH MAN. This song was my JAM back in the day. And I don’t mean jam like fruit preserves, but jam … http://awe.sm/5CC0w
I don’t want to be a grown-up anymore.
Birthday/anniversary week is over but I’m still getting interesting packages in the mail. Like mysterious framed art with no note.
One Year Later…: And this is still the best chocolate cake in the world. Okay, I’m kind of lying because this was a… http://awe.sm/5C6lP
“Whip My Hair” is going to be on Rock Band 3, right?
This wkd, B & I had a serious grown-up discussion about living on a budget. Then came home to find the Rock Band 3 drum kit had arrived.
So nervous I could poo.
No hot water at hotel = super awake for breakfast.
Our lakeside room has a perfect view of someone else’s wedding. I need ideas on how to ruin their ceremony. Yell out “DON’T DO IT”?
OMG I just saw a real life hobo, walking down the highway with a dog & a sack tied to a stick over his shoulder. They’re real??
My bday defines fail! So don’t wait. RT @jmpaul: Its #FailFriday, but its also @moye BDay, so maybe it will have to wait till next week
I hope this isn’t all smog. http://flic.kr/p/8KirUk
Little known fact: 29 feels exactly like 28.
Listening to the new single from Cake on the radio. There is a donkey call in it. Yay!
What a day.
No idea where my parents got this old school Apple keychain. I mean, iKeychain. http://flic.kr/p/8K9tgz
And to anyone who cared, there is no longer a bee in my car. It figured out how to fly out of the OPEN WINDOW. It was also a wasp,
It must suck to be the last miner to be rescued, b/c you’d probably be carrying all the stuff the guys before you forgot to take with them.
My Life Summed Up In A Cat Video: Yup, that’s pretty much it. http://awe.sm/5BueC
There’s a bee in my car. Help.
Ghost-It Note: A while ago, I grabbed an old Sanrio notebook from my room at my parent’s house to use for class. I … http://awe.sm/5Bqa9
Demi Lovato has a butt chin like me. I feel so much better about my face.
Need a little luck, please! Universe? I’ll bake you a pie.